Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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