try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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