We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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