better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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