my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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