People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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