Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
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