508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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