HIV tests are more positive than that guy
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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