So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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