her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I don't think brook has ever known best
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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