I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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