when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
