As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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