i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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