swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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