What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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