On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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