obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
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