It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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