Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
i love accidental penises.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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