we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I could fuck to npr.
I am one with the molecules
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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