Whod you bang
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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