i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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