I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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