question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
My bed smells like the plague
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