Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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