period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
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