Midget sex pt 2 tonight
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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