I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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