i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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