It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
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