but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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