he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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