using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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