she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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