We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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