...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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