I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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