You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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