Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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