accomplished twins. life is a go
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Sacagawea was the original milf.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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