The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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