I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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