I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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