I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
Randomize
