Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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