So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
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