Christians are straight up FREAKS
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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