found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
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