You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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