U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Randomize
