Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
handjob tips. give me some.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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