ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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