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(773): View more from Illinois

Tell him ill love him long time

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I'll assure him of it

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(586): View more from Michigan

Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo

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(925): View more from California

Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up

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(816): View more from Missouri

You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together

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(914): View more from New York

at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.

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(819): View more from Quebec

FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.

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(480): View more from Arizona

She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.

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